Ⅰ 有一个电影是一个男的教一个女的学吹箫，用核桃和冰淇淋代替蛋蛋，是什么电影。
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Ⅱ 死侍口头禅
贱贱：（望向观众）Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? {我到底舔了谁的蛋蛋才换来一部我自己主演的电影？} Whose balls did I have to fondle ？I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine". {谁的蛋蛋？我不能告诉你，但是他的名字跟Pulverine挺押韵的（指Wolverine 金刚狼）} He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! { 他下面那澳洲蛋蛋还挺帅的（真人版金刚狼由澳大利亚演员“狼叔”修·杰克曼扮演；休杰克曼在电影《43》里扮演了一个脖子上长了两颗蛋蛋的搞笑角色）； （Down under 在英语里面通常用来指澳洲 在这里是双关 还指“下面）}贱贱：Rough childhood? （悲惨的童年？） 女主： Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.（比你惨.我还没出生我爸就跑了） 贱贱： Daddy left before I was conceived.（我妈怀我之前我爸就跑了） 女主： Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? （有人在你身上烫过烟花么?） 贱贱：Where else do you put one out?（要不然还能在哪?） 女主： I was molested. （我被性侵过） 贱贱： Me, too. Uncle.（我也是，被叔叔） 女主： Uncles. They took turns. （我被叔叔们轮流性侵） 贱贱： I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet which also happens to be my…（我被锁在壁橱里透过锁眼看我自己的生日聚会 而且那壁橱正好是…） 女主：Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.（你在卧室 挺好了 我生日那天睡的洗碗机） 贱贱：You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball kegs, brownie mix and clown porn.(你还有个洗碗机.我都没睡过觉.我全天候戴球嘴枷 被鸡奸 做小丑色情表演) 女主：Who would do such a thing?（谁会对你做那种事？） 贱贱：Hopefully, you. Later tonight?（希望能是你.晚上见？）
